FIRST EVER "KRUELIFE" PHOTOSHOP CONTEST!!

ok so heres the deal. im sure lots of you have seen the picture on the internet of the 1700's "Earl"-type dude whos pointing and squinting and people photoshop old ENGLISH proper versions of popular rap lyrics over it. heres an example....

JAY-Z's 99 problems but a bitch aint one.....


"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...."


this billie jean one is gonna be hard to beat....

ok so now you know how it works the contest works like this... ill give you the blank version and you photoshop(or MSpaint) some funny ass lyrics in the english format(or you can go find it on memegenerator.net), then email them to KRUELIFE@YAHOO.COM and in one month i will post the top 3(wichever ones make me laugh the hardest). the winner will get a a prize box filled with free shit sent to them, the second and third will get something too.

heres the blank version (click to enlarge then save it)


ok so now go watch a fucking orlando bloom movie or something and get your "old english"-speak game up

goodluck...

i knew it was gonna snow..

heres a night view of the street from out of a window

NRA members favorite gift

barack obama-rick rolled

used panty vending machines in japan

so i was just told that they have USED panty vending machines in japan, thats right! press a button and out comes some stinky used panties. i guess dudes have a major fetish for that shit out there. but should we all really be surprised?? i mean in japan you can already get frozen meat, hard liquor, and live lobsters out of vending machines so apparently they just want shit quick and easy out there. heres a a little section of an article on this subject............."We went to the recognized source on urban legends of any persuasion: Snopes. Their verdict? TRUE! Yet the evidence is somewhat circumstantial. In 1993, used panty vending machines were declared to be illegal, so by using circular reasoning they had to exist in the first place, right? Snopes also states that "(since 2001) numerous readers living in Japan have written to say that not only haven't the machines gone away, but that they've themselves seen them."

heres the rest of the article

come on MTV!! WTF

the JERSEY SHORE tv show on mtv is awsome for so many reasons, one main reason is the fact that you dont have to go to a bar that has $9 beers to make fun of ultra-douchebags anymore. nope, now you can do it from the couch! awsome! another reason is that it isnt under the new typical format of mtv "reality" shows like "the hills,etc...." in that its not all scripted and you can tell it doesnt have every scene planned out. that shit is soo lame. and if you dont believe me that this show isnt scripted then i bring you to my next point..........so im sure by now we have all seen the footage of the short girl "snookie" getting knocked out at the bar by some dude (who happens to be a 2nd grade teacher in NY). i myself have watched the punch online about 1,000000 times but ive been waiting to see it on the actual episode so i could see what made dude snap and punch her. i finally just watched it and they CENSORED IT! THE SCREEN WENT BLACK!i cant believe it. this shit is like the punch heard around the world and upped there ratings a ton and they take it out????. lame. heres a newscast that shows the punch and talks about some of the reasons they might have taken it out

STREETLIFE BLOG IS UP AND RUNNING

my old partner in crime and one of my best friends "ZANE-DFC-WCA" has had his own graffiti supply/clothing shop in escondido, ca. for over 10 years now. however his website game has been off for a long time dude to the classic website problem that most people have (their web designer is a lazy fuck who sells out or just takes forever, shit like that) but finally last month his site jumped off into blog mode, keeping people updated on the shop,what his busy ass is doing, and just other funny shit. i like to think seeing my blog kicked his ass into gear but either way, hes on it. check him out at STLCLOTHING.COM he updates it regularly so check back every frequently. and if your in the north county san diego area go to "esco" and see him, his shop is stocked to the fucking brim.

changing the game

this guy is changing the meaning of "having your name up in lights"

8 years in prison for $7,000 worth of damage??

i woke up this morning and saw this, it really ruined my day. to see that a court could go so far above the levels of cruel and unusual punishment. 8 years in prison with no parole for a 18yrold kid who tagged for acouple months??? can someone call amnesty international. even if you hate taggers you have to know this is crazy. i know of people who have done less time for MURDER. rapists usually get between 5 and 10 years, and they get to get parole half way through the sentance. whats wrong in corpis cristi? oh wait i know, ITS IN TEXAS!!!

RUN COLTON RUN

this kid is a fucking "G". and has become a legend in the northwest, you can even get "run colton run" shirts in seattle. i hope they never catch him.



he was recently featured in time magazine. you should really read the atricle, it goes into all his crimes and how he taunts cops.....check it out here

5am premier in tacoma

the premier was a total success and we all had fun. heres some pictures from the trip up there and the party

on the road i figured out the panoramic mode on my camera...SCHWEEET


NO HOMO??






O'REARRY???


walking hella far in freezing weather to get a pizza







people copping that new 5am




wtf?






what niqqa?


killer bathroom smells


it was snowing on the drive back


ummmmok????


thanks to all the dudes at "GALLERY 38" in tacoma. we had fun! and if your looking to buy your own copy online go to artprimo.com, oikartltd.com, or bombingscience.com they all got it, or if your in tacoma go to gallery 38. its comming to stores soon so sit tight if you dont order shit online

no homo

stolen from the LORDS OF APATHY BLOG

one of mans greatest inventions

first came the wheel, then the automobile, then they put a man on the moon, now im proud to give you.............


PIZZA-TACO!




FTW

if your in the seattle/tacoma area tommorow......

Gallery 38 Gettin real official, in store 5am part2 video premier on friday at 7pm. 706 s 38th st tacoma wa 98411.

thats this friday - gallery 38 in tacoma wa


BE THERE!!!!

merry christmas from the short bus!!

sooo cold

aww naw nigga...... hell naw!





it was 14* last night!! wtf?

thanksgiving pics.

i have been slacking on updates on this site i know. and i dont want to only post funny youtube shit so ill add somemore of a personal touch with this one. since all of our family are in different states we just had a bunch of friends over and my girlfriend cooked her first turkey.....................


the homie rocking nice bling!


had homies over




free kitty with every 12pack


in the kitchen,barefoot, awww yeah


needed a second opinion


its ready!


my girls first turkey was awsome. she proved me wrong,guess she can cook.


i figured id try some weed, i dont usualy smoke that hippy shit, but ohwell




then we left to the bar

R.I.P michele stephenson

we will all miss you



1982-2009

undercover cops gets into tagging crew!

bwhahahahahahahah!!!!1

cold blooded commercial

so i just saw this commercial on tv and had to share it with you all. its the "plan B" commercial, you know ,the "morning after pill". in the begining the girl wakes up in bed alone and looks around and her man is gone. then it says some shit like "the morning after your birth control fails, your not alone....." and shows other girls like her going through the same thing. then she goes and gets the "i aint having no baby PILL" and BOOM, next scene her man comes back, they go shopping and all sorts of shit and look all happy once she takes that thing. i think the message is clear, "HAVE HIS BABY AND HES FUCKING GONE!" hahahahaahaa . keep you pimp hand strong "planB"

another installment of "cool pics from the net"

click them to enlarge (trust me, some of them are worth the large version)