"jersey shore" season 2

as most of you know my favorite show recently became mtv's jersey shore, and unless you have been living on mars you've seen that shit too. fights,sex,booze,douchebags, it doesnt get any better. well just like i hoped, they signed the entire cast up for a second season,which should be even more horribly awsome. not only that but since these dumb ass, ed hardey wearing greaseballs made mtv have the number one show on tv this last season, mtv is giving each of them $10,000 per episode. that dumb bitch that quit and left on the second episode is fucking buuuuumed! i cant wait till this funny shit comes back. looks like were gonna have another "situation"


..oh and mark my words, its only a matter of time before you see nicole aka"snookie",or "snickers" on a SNICKERS candy commercial. its gonna happen

lil wayne goes to jail in about 10 days

weezy wearing REBEL 8 gear

after being caught with a gun on his tour bus in new york in 2007 weezy eventually pled guilty to gun charges (even though his manager claimed the gun was his) and was sentenced to a year in jail. he is due to turn himself in on feb. 9th 2010, a week after his new album comes out . theres no word on where he will be locked up yet but im sure he will have his own wing so no one fucks him up or holds him hostage for a buncha money. seeing how he makes millions a year this sentence is gonna cost him alot, plus hes gonna have to finally detox off of codeine. but you know when he gets out his first tour tickets are gonna double in price. have fun niqqa!

"how to drink with no money at a bar"101

chia obama!

i was walking through fred meyer the other day and saw the "chia obama" and im not kidding. i thought i had seen most of the obama products already but this is crazy. does he get a cut of all the shit sold with his face on it? hmmmmmm. i wonder why they never had a chiapet of a white president???hmmmm????

them thangs....

i been looking at the "them thangs" website for awhile now and thought i would post a link with some pics from their site. it basically jusy a ton of awsome/interesting pics on big pages. you will see old pics of bikers,moviestars,drugs,guns,and just tons of cool shit to look at. check it out....
them thangs

saber interviewed on msnbc

he might not have won obama's video contest but he definately got the most fame from it. and hopefully some day soon he can get healthcare and get his life back to somewhat normal.

beer at burger king!

looks like burger king is gonna be the first major fastfood chain to put beer on there menu in america. they are starting off the "BK BAR's" in florida and if they do good they might pop up near you. for the entire story and the prices of the meals with beers read the article by clicking here


if you ask me its about time. they have had this shit in europe for years. and you just know the beers would be cheap as hell. and hopefully they would have free refills!

rich-ass banksy made a movie

i got to admit i like his shit, but im just jealous that hes selling pieces of wood with a stencil sprayed on it for up to a million dollars a pop! but il still see this movie forsure

i like to eat people like yall's

ZOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the jersey shore is scripted?

this shit is funny

for evaaaaah!

the king of mean


man this guy was a dick

what happened to the "FUTURE"?

i thought that 2010 was supposed to look like that. atleast thats what movies, books and tv have been leading us to believe for decades. instead it looks like this...



THE FUCK?????????? "future", your a letdown. i still want my flying skateboard i was promised in "back to the future 2"

"suggie" pub crawl

ok, i saw a flyer the other night for something called a "snuggie pub crawl" and i took it(ofcourse) and followed the link on the flyer to find out what the fuck it was. unfortunately it was just what i thought, a bunch of people go out wearing "SNUGGIE's" aka a backwards robe, and they get drunk in them and go from bar to bar. it probably looks just like how you would think a religious cult would look like if they all went out and got wasted. apparently people who own these horrible things arnt content with just looking like retards while sitting on there own couch,they are having these all over the country and now they just hit portland. lame!



heres the link for the info on the one in portland comming up www.pdx.fm/snuggie

serious beer

i went over to my friends pad tonight and when i got there he was wasted as fuck but didnt have nearly enough empty bottles around to lead me to believe he had drank alot. then i saw what he was drinking. this shit was 13% alcohol. a budwieser is about 4.5%, so you do the math on how smashed you would get if you fucked with these instead of your normal beer.

"SEXT" message PSA's???

ive recently been watching MTV for the first time in years due to the fact that the best show on tv is on that channel right now, "THE JERSEY SHORE", but while doing this im forced to watch MTV commercials which are targeted at young people and the ones that piss me off the most are these cockblocking-ass "SEXT MESSAGE" public service announcements that are urging girls not to send naked pictures over the phone or online. what the fuck? someone is paying for the time to put these commercials on tv and for what? so my homie cant show me some chick who he met online's titties? WTF. that shit is awsome, and im pretty sure thats why picture-phones and web-cam's were invented. theres alot of worse things going on in the world that people should be reminded of. the last thing we need is the TV talking girls OUT of getting naked on a webcam. heres just one example of these horrible things



what ever happened to "this is your brain on drugs" psa's???

tired of not being able to watch porn when you fly?

well this genuis finally figured it out. now untill these bad motherfuckers are sold at stores you pervs better learn how to knit!

clean your wiener poopie

AVA-TARDS.

so i finaly saw the movie "avatar" and while i have to admit it was visually awsome i couldnt help but being reminded of something else by the story line, like i had heard this shit before but its been repackaged in the "future" setting. then today i saw this picture online and it made so much sense. click this image(its kinda small) and read it.




reeeeeeal original

SABER finally speaks about his medical condition and talks shit on FOX news

his situation is sad and fucked up

"how to tie your du-rag" with Jermaine Wright

jermaine may get whiteboy wasted but he knows how to still keep it hood. heres a step by step of how to tie your du-rag for you posers out there who aint knowin'


wrap the strings around your head


tie them strings in a knot


now you just got the back hanging


tuck it in


and this is what the back should look like


now roll a blunt in style motherfucker!

im bored so here ya' go...

heres some random shit to hopefully make you laugh. and as always,click the picture to see the fullsize

r.i.p. SACE IRAK

its fucking cold out here

when its in the 30's and the wind is reaching up too 100mph this is how you dress to walk to the bar, not rob a bank, JUST TO WALK OUTSIDE!!

KKKFC!

my friend who is black and australian told me its very racist down there. he said some places there are like being back in the 60's in the south here in america. but there not even trying to hide it. check out this KFC commercial where this white dude is surrounded by black people and he hands them all chicken and they love him for it...

piccccccccccccs

ok so ive been having some bad times and my blog has been lagging. so heres abunch of random shots i took on my christmas trip to the home town

first things first.



went to granduer


wake up view


saw these dudes


wtf??


my 2 favs






oside




main rolling one




more cards


airport bar

shot from the plane